"A Polish man finds a" joke

A Polish man finds a jeannie lamp on the beach, he rubs it and the jeannie
comes out and says: "I grant you one wish."
He said to the jeannie, "I want you to build me a bridge to Poland."
The jeannie said: "No one can build a bridge that long,
you have to pick another wish."
He thinks for a minute and said: "I want you to make all my family and friends in
Poland smart so people don't put them down."
The jeannie replies, "How many lanes did you want on that bridge?"

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