"The Jewish Fly" joke
This guy walks into a bar, and sits down at the bar. There is a really good looking girl alone at the end of the bar. He catches her eye, and smiles at her. She gives him an icy stare in return.
A little while later he tries again, and is rebuked. He calls the bartender over. "Listen, I'd really like to meet that girl, can you help me".
Sure says the bartender, "have you ever heard of Jewish Fly".
"No, is it like Spanish Fly", replies the man.
"Much better than that." Says the bartender.
The bartender mixes the girl a drink, (with the Jewish fly of course) and gives it to her.
A little later she smiles at the man. After a few more minutes and she began to lick her lips suggestively.
The man walks over, sits down and says "May I get you another drink"
"No", she says in a deep sexy voice,
"But you can take me shopping"
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