"The Joy of Newfie Sex" joke

There was an Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Newfoundlander sitting in
a bar having a few drinks together.
The Englishman says to the Frenchman, "So tell me, what do you do to drive your
wife wild?"
"Well," says the Frenchman, "After making love, I go out to the garden and
pick some roses. Then I take the petals off and put them all over her body.
then I gently blow them off with a soft, even breath, and that drives her wild."
Then the Frenchman says, "And what do you do to drive your wife wild?"
To which the Englishman replies, "After making love, I get some baby oil and
massage it gently all over her body, and that drives her wild!"
Then the pair turn to the Newfoundlander and ask him what he does.
"Naawww you don't want to know what I do" he says.
So they buy him a few more drinks and he loosens up a bit more, and again, they
ask him what he does.
"Well..," he says, "When me and the old lady are through, I jump out of
bed and wipe my dick off on the curtain. And that REALLY drives her wild."