"The Last Thing You Would EVER Hear a Woman Say...." joke

1. Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends.

2. I think hairy butts are really sexy.

3. Please don't throw that old t-shirt away, the holes in the armpit are just too cute.

4. This diamond is way too big.

5. Wow, it really is 14 inches!

6. Does this make my butt look too small?

7. I'm wrong, you must be right again.

8. Why don't you go out with your friends to see the strippers tonight?

9. I insist that you always put your mother before me.

10. I love a good cigar after sex.

11. Move over, I'm driving. I love city traffic.

12. Let's skip that stage show with Mel Gibson and go watch the Tyson fight at a bar.

13. That shirt doesn't smell bad enough to need washing. Wear it again today.

14. Your buddies tell the best stories. I could listen to them all day.

15. I understand.