"The Little Train Ride" joke
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in her kitchen, listening to her son play with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said "All of you sons of bitches who want to get off, get the hell off now, "cause this is the last stop. And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses on the train 'cause we're leaving."
The mother went in and told her son, "we don't use that kind of language in this house. Now, go to your room for two hours. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son came out of the room and resumed playing with the train. Soon, the train stopped and the mother heard the son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. For those of you who are just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your luggage under your seat. Remember there is no smoking except in the Club Car. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey. For those of you who are pissed off about the two-hour delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."
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