"The Lizard of Oz!" joke

- ridin' solo, I'm ridin' solo
- Nan please, we're at granddad's funeral

- They see me rollin', they hatin'...
- nan get out of the trolley

'go back to africa, go back to india!'
'Nan shut up were at the zoo.'

- Wave properly you stupid bitch!
- Nan please, that's the Queen

Why did the lizard go on a diet? It weighed too much for its scales!