"The Magician and the Parrot" joke
A young magician started to work on a cruise ship with his pet parrot. The parrot would always steal his act by saying things like, "he has a card up his sleeve" or "he has a dove in his pocket." One day the ship sank and the magician and the parrot found themselves alone on a lifeboat. For a couple of days, they just sat there looking at each other. Finally, the parrot broke the silence and said, "Okay, I give up. What did you do with the ship?"
McGee "A young man and an old man are talking.
"Do you see that barn over there?" the old man says. "I built that barn with my own bare hands in just three days. Do they call me McGee the barn builder? Oh, no, no, no."
The young man says, "Yes, sir, but... "
"And do you see that bridge over there?" says the old man. "I built that bridge with my own bare hands in just two days. Do they call me McGee the bridge builder? Oh, no, no, no."
"Yes I see, but... "
"and I built that house over there in only three days," the old man continues. "Do they call me McGee the house builder? Oh, no, no, no. But, I screw just one goat... "
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