"The Martian Sex Joke" joke
A married couple finally saved up enough money to go on their fantasy vacation to mars.While strolling along the red dirt and craters the couple meets up with a martian couple.
The two couples get to talking and up comes the subject of sex.In curiosity the two couples decided to switch partners for the night.
The wife and the martian man were about to have their fun, but when The martian man pulled off his pants and it was the size of a pencil.The wife asked "Can you make it longer?"The martian replied "yes." and slapped his forhead, it grew longer. Then the wife asked "can you make it wider?" The martian replied again "yes." he pulled his ears and it grew wider.
So the martian man and the wife went to town and had their fun. The next day the couples met up again and the wife asks her husband "So how was you night honey? Mine was great!"
"Mine was horrible!" the husband said.
"why?" his wife asked.
"That damn alien bitch kept slapping my head and pulling my ears!"
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