"The Mastercard Commercial That Didn't Air" joke

Cover charge: $15.00

Round of drinks: $23.00

Table dance: $30.00

Another round of drinks: $23.00

Couch dance and tips: $50.00

A round of shots: $34.00

Another round of drinks: $23.00

Private dance and hotel room: $500.00

Sending her on her way without having to discuss your feelings...........Priceless