"The Match" joke

Mohan And Sohan Were Cricket Fans. They Both Decided That Whoever Goes To Heaven First, Will Tell The Other If There Was Cricket In Heaven Too. One Night Mohan Passed Away. The Next Night, Sohan Heard A Voice-
Sohan: Is That You Mohan?
Mohan(In Spirit): Yes It's Me.
Sohan: So Tell Me, Is There Cricket In Heaven Too?
Mohan: I Have A Good News And A Bad News.
Sohan: Tell Me The Good News First.
Mohan: The Good News Is That,
Yes, There Is Cricket In Heaven Too.
Sohan: And The Bad One.
Mohan: The Bad News Is That You Are The Opening Bowler Of The Match Tomorrow Night.

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