"The Mind of an Indian" joke
An Indian walks into a bank in New York City and asks
for the loan officer.
He tells the loan officer that he is going to India on
business for two
weeks and needs to borrow $5, 000.
The bank officer tells him that the bank will need
some form of security
for
the loan, so the Indian man hands over the keys to a
new Ferrari parked
on
the street in front of the bank. He produces the title
and everything checks
out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as
collateral for the loan.
The bank`s president and its officers all enjoy a good
laugh at the Indian
for using a $250, 000 Ferrari as collateral against a
$5, 000 loan. An
employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the
bank`s underground
garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the Indian returns, repays the $5, 000
and the interest,
which comes to $15. 41. The loan officer says, "Sir, we
are very happy
to have
had your business, and this transaction has worked out
very nicely, but
we
are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked
you out and found
that
you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why
would you bother to
borrow "$5, 000"
The Indian replies: "Where else in New York City can I
park my car
for two
weeks for only $15. 41 and expect it to be there when I
return`"
Ah, the mind of an Indian.......
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