"The Most Embarassing Story" joke

(I don't know if this is true, but I laughed at it..)
A radio station routinely paid money for people to tell their most
embarrassing stories. Here was one of the winners.
I was due later that week for an appointment with the gynecologist when
early one morning I received a call from his office: I had been rescheduled
for early that morning at 9: 30am. I has just packed everyone off to work and
school and it was around 8: 45 already.
The trip usually took about 35 minutes so I didn't have any time to
spare. As most women do, I'm sure, I like to take a little extra effort
over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be
able to make the full effort. So I rushed upstairs, threw off my dressing
gown, wet the washcloth and gave myself a wash in "that area" in
front of the sink, taking extra care to make sure that I was presentable.
I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes,
hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room only a few minutes when he called me in.
Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure all women do, I hopped up on the
table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended I was in
Hawaii or some other place a million miles away from here. I was
surprised when he said: "My... we have taken a little extra effort this
morning, haven't we?" but I didn't respond. The appointment over, I
heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day went as
normal, some shopping, cleaning and the evening meal, etc.
At 8: 30 that evening my 14 year old daughter was getting ready for a
school dance, when she called down from the bathroom, "Mom, where's
my washcloth?"
I called back for her to get another from the cabinet. She called back,
"No, I need that one that was here by the sink. It had all my glitter
and sparkles in it."