"The Murder Trial" joke

In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner:
Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse?
Coroner: No.
Attorney: Did you listen to the heart?
Coroner: No.
Attorney: Did you check for breathing?
Coroner: No.
Attorney: So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren't sure the man was dead, were you?
Coroner: Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I guess it's possible he could be out there practicing law somewhere.

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Billy-Bob

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles
on
their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has
happened.
"First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love
to
his mistress. Hence the enormous more...

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