"The New Secretary" joke

While the secretary was sitting in Mr. Greene's office taking dictation she noticed that his fly was open. Upon leaving the office she told him, "Mr. Greene, your barracks door is open."
Not understanding her remark he looked down some time later and noticed that his fly was unzipped. He decided to have some fun and called her back into his office. "Tell me Miss Carter, when you saw my barracks door open, did you also notice a soldier standing at attention?" he asked.
Miss Carter replied, "No sir. What I did see was a tiny diabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags."

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