"The Newborn" joke

Already having two gorgeous teenage daughters, the middle aged couple decided to try one last time for the son they had always wanted. Trying for months, the wife finally became pregnant, delivering a beautiful baby boy nine months later.
The delighted father rushed to the nursey to see his newborn son. Taking one look at him, he was horrified to see the ugliest child he had ever laid eyes on.
He immediately went to his wife and told her there was no way he was the father of that baby. "Just look at the two stunnigly beautiful daughters I have fathered," he said, scowling. "Have you been fooling around on me?"
"No, not this time!" his wife replied with a grin.

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