"The Newly Married Couple" joke

The newly married couple were entertaining a bachelor neighbor in the den of their suburban home when the conversation turned to sexual morality. "Since you claim to be so liberal," the bachelor challenged the husband, "would you let me kiss your wife's breasts for a thousand dollars?"
Not wishing to seem prudish and needing the extra money, the couple agreed and the wife removed her blouse and bra. Then, pressing his face between her breasts, the chap nestled there for several minutes, until the husband grew impatient to complete the deal. "Go ahead and kiss them," he urged the bachelor.
"I'd love to," the fellow sighed, "but I really can't afford it."

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