"The Nightie" joke
Preeto was preparing for her wedding. She asked her mother to go out and buy a nice long black nighty and carefully place it in her suitcase so it would not wrinkle. Well, her mom forgot until the last minute. So she dashed out and could only find a short pink nightie. She bought it and threw it into the suitcase.
After the wedding the bride, Preeto and the groom, Banta, enter their hotel room.
Banta was a little self-conscious so he asked his new bride, Preeto to change in the bathroom and promise not to peek while he got ready for bed.
While Preeto was in the bathroom, she opened her suitcase and saw the negligee her mother had thrown in there.
She exclaimed, "Oh no! It's short, pink, and wrinkled!"
Then her groom cried out, "I told you not to peek!"
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