Preeto Jokes

One day sardarji was sitting in his office on the thirteenth floor of a building when a man came running in to his office and shouted "Santa singh your daughter Preeto just died in an accident"
Sardarji was in panic. Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office window. While coming down when he was near the tenth floor he remembered he didn't have a daughter named Preeto. When he was near the fifth floor he remembered he was not married. When he was about to hit the ground he remembered he was not Santa Singh.

Santa and Banta met at the club for their weekly golf game.
And for the third week in a row, it was raining too hard to play.
Banta: Well, Santa, what do you want to do now?
Santa: Badminton?
Banta: Nah.
Santa: Shoot some pool?
Banta: Nah.
Santa: Cards?
Banta: Nah. Hey, I've got an idea. We can go over to my house and fool around with my wife, Preeto.
Santa: What do you mean?
Banta: Just what I said. We'll go to my house and we can fool around with my wife.
Santa: What about me?
Banta: She's a sport. She won't mind at all.
Santa: Well... if you think it's okay...
At Banta's house
Banta: Preeto, I'm home. Sweetheart! Damn! She must have gone shopping. Tell you what, Santa, Let's go to your house!

Banta's wife Preeto went to her doctor to see what could be done about her constipation
"It's terrible," she said, "I haven't moved my bowels in a week."
"I see. Have you done anything about it?" asked the doctor.
"Naturally," Preeto replied, "I sit in the bathroom for a half-hour in the morning and again at night."
"No," the doctor said, "I mean do you take anything?"
"Naturally," Preeto answered, "I take a newspaper."

Banta and his wife, Preeto were shocked when Preeto's doctor says she has a heart condition that could kill her at any time. She is to avoid stress, eat right, and never, ever have sex again-the strain would be too much.
So Banta and Preeto reluctantly try to live by these rules. Both get really horny over time, however, and Banta decides he'd better sleep downstairs on the couch to guard against temptation.
This works for a few weeks, until late one night when they meet each other on the stairs-Preeto is coming downstairs, and Banta is heading up.
"Honey, I have a confession to make," Preeto says, her voice quavering. "I was about to commit suicide."
"I'm glad to hear it, sweetie," Banta says, "Because I was just coming upstairs to kill you!"

Banta's wife, Preeto was exceptionally fat due to hormonal imbalance. On one of Banta's trip to attend a friend's wedding, a thief broke in Banta's house. However, the thief could not get lucky. He was caught by Banta's wife, Preeto and was laid on the ground.
Hearing the shouts, their domestic help, Bahadur got up. Bahadur, being bahadur could not help much in holding the thief. She could not hold him for much long. Using her weight to her advantage, she sat on the thief.
Then Preeto dictated Bahadur to go to the Village Police Post and call the police. After 5 minutes, Preeto saw Bahadur searching for something. He vanished and appeared after 6-7 minutes. Preeto asked whether the police is coming? Bahadur replied that he was still to call them and he was looking for his sleepers.
The thief, who was under the tremendous weight of Preeto, told the servant to wear his sleepers and just call the police immediately.