"The Old Man" joke
An old man was in the hospital. Every time the young nurse came in, she talked to him like a little child. She would say in a patronizing tone of voice, "And how are we doing this morning?" One day, the old man decided to get back at the annoying nurse.
He had received apple juice with his breakfast. Since he had been given a urine specimin bottle to fill, you know where the juice went.
The nurse came in and picked up the bottle. She looked at it and said, "It seems we are a little cloudy today..."
At this, the old man snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top, and drank it down, saying,. .."Well, I'll run it through again, and maybe I can filter it better for you this time."
The nurse fainted!
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