"The Old Witness" joke

An old man was a witness in a burglary case.
The defense lawyer asked Sam, “Did you see my client commit this burglary? ”
“Yes, ” said Sam, “I saw him plainly take the goods. ”
The lawyer asks Sam again, “Sam, this happened at night. Are you sure you saw my
client commit this crime? ”
“Yes, ” says Sam, “I saw him do it. ”
Then the lawyer asks Sam, “Sam, listen, you are 80 years old and your eye sight is probably bad. Just how far can you see at night? ”
Sam says, “I can see the moon, how far is that? ”

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