"The Overly Endowed and The Frog" joke

A man who is overly endowed, so much so that he has a 25 inch penis which is causing him a great deal of problems, goes to see his doctor for help.
"Medically, there is nothing I can do to help you," the doctor says, "but I do know a witch that may be able to help." The doctor then gives him the directions to where he can find the witch.
The witch stares at the man's problem in amazement and then instructs him to go deep into the forest where he will find a pond. "In this pond," the witch says, "you will find a frog. Ask the frog to marry you. Each time the frog says no, your problem will be 5 inches shorter."
Thinking it was definitely worth a try, the man heads off into the forest, finds the pond and sees the frog sitting on a log. "Will you marry me?" he shouts out to the frog.
The frog looks at him, totally disinterested, and shouts back "No!" He immediately looks down and, sure enough, he's 5 inches shorter.
Wow, it really works, he thinks to himself. Feeling it was still too long, he shouts out to the frog again, "Will you marry me?"
Again the frog gives him a dejected look and shouts back, "No!" Looking down once more, he's thrilled to see he's down another 5 inches. Thinking 15 inches was still a bit excessive, and another 5 would be perfect, he decides to call out to the frog one more time. "Frog, will you marry me?"
The frog shakes his head and yells back, "How many times do I have to tell you? No! No! No!"

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