"The Palm Reading" joke

Danny was visiting the County Fair when he decided to stop at the Palm Reader's table.
"For twenty dollars, I can read your love line and tell your romantic future," said the mysterious old woman.
Curious as to what she would see, Danny readily agreed.
Taking one look at his open palm, the reader said, "I can see that you do not have a wife or a girlfriend."
"Yes, that's true," Danny said.
Looking more closely, the reader said, "Oh my, you are very lonely, aren't you?"
"Yes, I am," an embarrassed Danny admitted. "That's amazing! Can you tell all of this from my love line?"
"Love line? No," the old woman said, "from the blisters and calluses!"

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