"The Pastor's Ass" joke

A pastor wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune to be made in
horse racing, decided to purchase one and enter it in the races. At the local auction, however, the going
price for a horse was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead.
He figured since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races, and to his surprise, the
donkey came in third. The next day the local paper carried this headline: Pastor's Ass Shows
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and this time it won!
The local paper read: Pastor's Ass Out Front.
The bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey
in another race. The next day, the local paper read: Bishop Scratches Pastor's Ass
The bishop was fit to be tied. He ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to
give it to a nun in a nearby convent.The local paper, hearing the news, posted this headline the next
day: Nun Has Best Ass in Town
The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it
to a farmer for ten dollars. The next day, the paper read: Nun Sells Ass For $10.00
After the bishop was revived, he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains
where it could run wild. The next day the headlines read: Nun Announces Her Ass Is Wild and Free
The bishop was buried the next day.