"The Patter Of Tiny Feet…" joke

A man comes in from work one day to find his newlywed wife sitting, looking very troubled.
“Whatever is the matter darling? ” he asks
“Oh dear, I don’t know how you are going to take this. ” she says, “but, well, you know how we have just got used to hearing two pairs of feet in this house. ”
“Ye-es. ” says her husband
“Well, what if I told you we could soon be hearing three pairs of feet? Would that make you happy? ”
The man jumps up delighted, “Oh of course my darling, of course! Oh this is wonderful news, so soon after our wedding too! ”
“Oh I am so glad” she exclaims and pecks him on the nose, “And so will mother be, when she hears you don’t mind her coming to stay with us! ”

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