"The "Perfect" Day!" joke

The Perfect Day According To... HER8: 45 - Wake up to hugs and kisses9: 00 - 5 pounds lighter on the scale9: 30 - Light breakfast11: 00 - Sunbathe12: 30 - Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe1: 45 - Shopping2: 30 - Run into husband's ex - notice she's gained 30lbs. 3: 00 - Facial, massage, nap7: 30 - Candlelight dinner for two and dancing10: 00 - Make love11: 30 - Pillow talk in his big strong armsHIM10: 00 - Wake up10: 02 - SEX10: 10 - Big Breakfast11: 30 - Drive up coast in Ferrari with gorgeous babe with big hooters2: 15 - Enormous lunch with BEER3: 15 - SEX3: 25 - Play sports with the guys4: 30 - Drink BEER with the guys6: 30 - Meet Claudia Schiffer6: 40 - SEX6: 50 - Huge dinner, more BEER8: 00 - Fall asleep with BEER watching TV while dreaming of having SEX with Claudia Shiffer11: 00 - Full on, get down, gorilla SEX, more BEER11: 10 - Sleep2: 30 - Fart

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