"The Pig" joke

A drunken man stumbles into his bedroom at 3am, clutching a duck under his arm and wakes up his wife.'Well, what do ya think of ma pig?' he shouts to his wife.'You drunken idiot, that's no pig, that's a duck!' she glares back.'You shut up! I was talkin' to the duck!'

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