"The Prisoner's Escaped" joke
On their honeymoon night, the bride turns to her husband and says, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and don't know anything about sex, so I'm a little nervous. Would you explain it to me first?"
"Sure, Sweetheart," the husband replies. "Putting it simply, we'll call your private place 'the prison', and we'll call my private thing 'the prisoner'. What we do is this... we put the prisoner in the prison."
They then make love for the first time. Afterwards, the husband sprawls out on the bed, face up, with a look of satisfaction on his face.
A few minutes later, the bride nudges him and giggles, "Honey, the prisoner seems to have escaped."
He turns on his side and with a big grin, says, "Well, we'll just have to re-imprison him."
After making love the second time, the husband rolls over and reaches for a cigarette. The wife, however, is thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love. Giving him a seductive smile, she purrs, "Honey, the prisoner's out again!"
Mustering up all the strength he can, the husband rises to the occasion once more, then lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.
Once more, the wife nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner's escaped again"
With his last bit of strength, the husband turns his head and yells, "It's not life imprisonment!"
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