"The Puzzle" joke
Calling her boyfriend on the phone the blonde explained that she had an incredible jigsaw puzzle but was having trouble starting it. She asked if he could come over and help her. "What's it a puzzle of?" the boyfriend asked. "Well, from the picture on the box, it's a tiger," she replied.
Knowing he's pretty good at jigsaw puzzles he heads over to her place. When he arrives she shows him the puzzle spread out over the table. He studies the pieces for a second, then he studies the box.
He then turns to her and says, "First, no matter what I do I'm not going to be able to show you how to put these pieces together to look like the picture of that tiger. Second, I suggest you relax, have a cup of tea and then put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
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