"The Rabbit and the snail" joke

There were these three American Indians sitting around this campfire one night, discussing where their parents got their names from.
The first Indian said, "My parents decided to call me Jumping Deer because when they were conceiving me, a deer went jumping over more...

Q. What do you call a snail on a boat?
A. A Snailor!!!

A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.
The barman says 'Sorry we don't serve snails' and throws him out.
A couple of weeks later the snail goes into the bar again and says... 'What did you do that for!'

How do snails get their shells so shiny? They use snail varnish!