"The Race" joke

There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.

They were really bored, so they decided to run a race. During the race, Crap fell down, and Manners stopped to help him. But Shutup ran so fast the police caught him. Here's how the conversation went:

Police Officer #1: "What's your name?"
Shutup: "Shutup."

Police Officer #2: "Where's your manners?"
Shutup: Back there picking up Crap!"

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