"The Sapling" joke

Two tall trees, a beech and a birch, are side by side in the woods. One day they notice that a sapling is growing between them and each tree swears that it is not their son. The birch insists it's a son-of-a-beech and the beech insists it's a son-of-a-birch.
Suddenly, a woodpecker lands on the sapling and they decide to enlist his help. "Woodpecker," one of the grown trees says, "you are a tree expert. Is that sapling a son-of-a-beech or a son-of-a-birch?"
The woodpecker checks the sapling out and replies, "Neither. That happens to be best piece of ash I have ever had my pecker in."

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