"The Saucer Roberto is an art connoisseur a..." joke
The Saucer
Roberto is an art connoisseur and one day notices a mangy little kitten lapping up milk from a saucer in front of a delicatessen in Tel Aviv. He quickly realises with a shock that the saucer was a very rare and precious piece of pottery. He strolled into the store and offered £2 for the cat.
"It`s not for sale," said Abe, the proprietor.
"Look," said Roberto, "that cat is dirty and undesirable, but I`m eccentric. I like cats that way. I`ll raise my offer to £10."
"It`s a deal," said Abe, and pocketed the money.
"For that sum I`m sure you won`t mind throwing in the saucer," said Roberto. "The kitten seems so happy drinking from it."
"Nothing doing," said Abe firmly. "That`s my lucky saucer. From that saucer, so far this week, I`ve sold 34 cats."
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