"The Secrets to a Happy Marriage part 2" joke

Remember, marriage is the number one cause of divorce.
Statistically, 100% of all divorces started with marriage.I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?' I said, "Dust!"In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman.
Since then, neither God nor man has rested.Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.

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