"The Slug" joke
Whats adefenition of a slug
A.a snail with a housing problem
A snail, a slug and a centipede were spending a day together at the snail's house. It was decided that one of them should go out and get some drinks.
The snail said, "I can't go, it will take me all night." The slug said, "I could go, but if it rains, I more...
Bob calls in to his job:
"Hey, boss I'm not coming to work today. I'm really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache, and my legs hurt, so I'm not coming into work."
The boss says:
"You know Bob, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my more...
The National Institutes of Health abruptly ended a diabetes study after 257 patients died after receiving intense therapy to reduce their blood sugar.
Researchers said those patients’ therapy technically was a total success.