"The Tearful Bride…" joke
A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.
She sobs, “Robert doesn’t appreciate what I do for him. ”
“Now, now, ” her mother comforted, “I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding. ”
“No, mother, ” you don’t understand.
“I bought a frozen turkey roll and he yelled and screamed at me about the price! ”
“Well, the nerve of that lousy cheapskate! ” says her mom.
“Those turkey rolls are only a few dollars. ”
“No, mother it wasn’t the price of the turkey, it was the airplane ticket. ”
“Airplane ticket…. What did you need an airplane ticket for? ”
“Well mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the directions on the package and it said -
‘Prepare from a frozen state, ’ so I flew to Alaska! ”
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