"The Titanic" joke

The titanic is going to sink.... everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to god... Just then an italian asks the nearby, santa in the ship. Italian: how far is land from here? Santa: two miles. Italian: only two miles, then why are these fools making so much noise. The italian dives into the sea and then comes back to ask something again. Italian: just tell me which side is the land two miles from here? Santa: downwards......

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