"The Top Signs That You Have A Boring Job" joke

You're introduced to everyone as "The Minesweeper God". You have visited every website in the world. You're the Spelling Bee Coordinator in rural Alabama. You are the only one that is ready for the rush of ticket sales for that New Kids on the Block reunion tour. You're able to pull staples out of papers with your teeth. Your doctor says that he's never seen someone exposed to so much photocopier radiation in his life. You've seen the late night commercial for the Chia Dildo. Your workload is so intense that you can write Top 10 lists all day long. In your 10 years on the force as an Amish Traffic Cop, you have not had to write one single speeding ticket.

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