"The Top 17 Rejected Band Names" joke

The Top 17 Rejected Band Names

17> Motley J. Crew

16> Pearl Bailey Jam

15> Derek from Dominos Here's Your Pizza

14> Marilyn Hanson

13> WHAM! Bam! Thank You, Hand

12> Strongly Worded Letter-Writing Campaign Against the Machine

11> Kenneth Starrship

10> Goyz II Mensch

9> Yo' Mamas and Yo' Papas

8> 38DD Special

7> Porno For Pedos

6> Nuns' N' Rosaries

5> MiniVan Halen

4> Nine Inch Males

3> Wait-D.M.V

2> Puff, The Magic Daddy

and the Number 1 Rejected Band Name...

1> The Yeastie Girls