"The Top 15 Worst Blues Singer Names" joke

15> Willie' White Shoes After Labor Day' Lumpkin

14> Charlie' Sittin' in First Class & Cheerful as Hell' Pickett

13> Al' Lightnin'' Gore

12> The Suspiciously Clean-Shaven, Well-Coiffed Artist in the Dark Glasses Who Won't Admit That He Was Formerly Known As John Tesh And is Now Playing Barrelhouse Boogie-Woogie To Earn A Buck

11> John Lee Crackwhore

10> Timmy' Up With People' Perkyman

9>' Portly Dan' Aykroyd & Bruce' Shinehead' Willis

8> Matt' Sleeping with Cameron Diaz' Dillon

7> Winston P.' Sunshine Man' Walthrop III, King of the Cape Cod Blues

6> Tiny Red Johnson

5> Screamin' Josh Rabinowitz

4> Mack' Crusty Underthings' Morton

3> Stanley' Stank Ass' Wilson

2> Bawlin' Wimp

1> Luther' Kill Me, Just Kill Me' Johnson