"The Umpire's Friends" joke
It was the day of the grand final when officals took a call from one of the members gatekeepers. "There are two life-members here. They are close friends of one of the umpires and they have lost their tickets."
"Throw them out," said the executive. "They are liars. Whoever heard of an umpire having two friends."
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