"The bear and rabbit" joke
the bear and the rabbit live in the same woods and they dont like each other but they bumped into each other and ran into a golden frog so the bear says hey you give us wishes right the frog looks up and says fuck yeah three for you and three for the rabbit so the bear goes fist, okay i want all the bears in this forest to be female, so then the rabbit says i want a helmet, next the bear says i want all the bears in the neighboring forest to be female, thenthe rabbit says i know i want a motorcycle, the bear says rabbit your gay why do you want that shit, i know says bear i want all trhe bears in the world to be femaleso i get all the pussy, rabbit looks at bear and says you dum shit, then rabbit say i know for my last wish i want bear to be gay so rabbit rides off on his harley
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