"The case be reopened" joke

The day after a verdict had been entered against his client, the lawyer rushed to the judge''s chambers, demanding that the case be reopened, saying: "I have new evidence that makes a huge difference in my client''s defense."

The judge asked, "What new evidence could you have?"

The lawyer replied, "My client has an extra $10, 000, and 1 just found out about it!"

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