"The frog and oral sex" joke
This guy goes into a bar with a frog. A women says "what's up with the frog!?"
He explains, "well he likes to go down on women."
"No way!"
"Well, I can prove it to you."
They go back to her apartment... she strips and lays down, and he puts the frog between her legs pets him and says, "come on boy you can do it!"
The frog doesn't move, so one more time he pets the frog and says, "you can do it."
Still nothing, so the guy leans over puts his ear close to the frog. After a moment he says, "ok, but I am only gonna show you one more time!"
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fattening it up,
for our cats in the house.
The wife's stockings hung
on the shower with care,
The drain is clogged.
Probably big globs of hair.
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