"The garden of Eden One day in the Garden o..." joke

The garden of Eden
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.
"Lord, I have a problem!"
"What`s the problem, Eve?"
"Lord, I know you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, but I`m just not happy."
"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.
"Lord, I am lonely, and I`m sick to death of apples."
"Well Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a Man for you."
"What`s a Man, Lord?"
"This man will be a flawed creature, with many bad traits. He`ll lie, cheat, and be very competitive; all in all, he`ll give you a hard time. But, he`ll be bigger, faster, and will like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly when he`s aroused, but since you`ve been complaining, I`ll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won`t be too smart, so he`ll also need your advice to think properly."
"Sounds great." says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow.
"But, what`s the catch, Lord?"
"Well... you can have him on one condition."
"What`s that, Lord?"
"As I said, he`ll be proud, arrogant, and self-admiring... So you`ll have to let him believe that I made him first... Just remember, it`s our little secret---You know, Woman to Woman."