"The happy bartender" joke

This guy goes up to the bartender and says to him,"I bet you 20 bucks I can piss in that cup behind you and not spill a drop", the bartender chuckles and says "you're on" so the guy stands up on the bar and pisses all over the bar, the bartender, everywhere but the cup and the bartender smiles and says "you owe me 20 bucks" the guy gives him the money then the bartender looks at him and says "so why did you think you could do it"? the guy leans over the bar and says "you see the table of 5 guys over there? I bet them each 20 bucks that I could piss all over you and your bar and you would smile about it".

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