"The horny midget" joke

The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was to be direct about it. So he went up to the tallest blondest woman at the party and said,"Hey, honey, whaddaya say to a little fuck?"
She looked down at him and promptly replied, "Hello, you little fuck!"

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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A guy says to his friend, "I can't remember if the doctor told me my wife has AIDS or Alzheimer's."
His friend says, "It's simple. Drive her to the other side of town. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."

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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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All you want for Christmas is a hairline!

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your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

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