"The horse and his owner" joke
There was a guy who wanted to teach his horse how to listen to him. So he took him to a horse breeder and paid 75$ for him to teach him how to do some stuff. The guy who he paid was a priest and he said priestwords to the horse. So one week after he dropped the horsse off, he came back and wanted to see if his horse had improved. The priest said, "
When you want him to go, you have to say "
praise the lord"
, and when you want him to stop, "
you have to say "
hail mary."
So he got on the horse and tried it out. He yelled praise the lord and the horse took off running. He was very impressed with the horse. He loked behind him to see how far he had gone and when he looked forward again he saw that he was coming up on a cliff. He forgot the word to stop and he started yelling out things like, Hail Sheryl and Hail John, and then he finally remembered and yelled Hail Mary. The horse stopped right on the edge of the cliff. The guy leaned down onto his leg and said, "
praise the lord!"
They were never seen again
Not enough votes...