"The importance of safe fax" joke

Q. Do I have to be married to have safe fax?
A. Although married people fax quite often, there are many single people who fax complete strangers every day.
Q. My parents say they never had fax when they were young and were allowed only to write memos to each other until they were twenty-one. How old do you think people should be before they fax?
A. Faxing can be performed at any age once the correct procedure is learned.
Q. If I fax something to myself will I go blind?
A. Certainly not, as far as we can see.
Q. There's a place on our street where you can go and pay to fax. Is this legal?
A. Yes. Many people have no other outlet for their fax needs and must pay a "professional" when their need to fax becomes too great.
Q. Should a cover always be used for faxing?
A. Unless you are really sure of the one to whom you are faxing, a cover should always be used to ensure safe fax.
Q. What happens when I incorrectly do the procedure and fax prematurely?
A. Don't panic. Many people fax prematurely when they haven't faxed in a long time. Just start over. Most people don't mind if you try again.
Q. I have a personal and business fax. Can transmissions become mixed up?
A. Being bi-faxual can be confusing, but as long as you use a cover with each one, you won't transmit anything you're not supposed to. However, be aware that you may be sending mixed signals if you are bi-faxual and that people may not know how to read you.