"The language of angels" joke

An elderly Punjabi admitted in the intensive care department of a hospital made a request that he should be allowed to take lessons in Urdu. The doctor in charge was very puzzled and asked him the reason why.' Urdu is the language of angels,' replied the Punjabi.' If I die I want to be able to converse with all the houris I will meet in Paradise.'
'How can you be sure you will go to heaven?' asked the doctor.' You may go down to hell, then what good will the Urdu you call the language of angels be to you?'
'That will be no problem. I am fluent in Punjabi.'

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