"The name that fits the job (and other things)" joke

David Greenland is an expert on Land Resource Planning.
Anthony Pinto is Production Manager of Ford Motor Company. (No! the car was not named after him)
Dr Coffin is the head of the CMA. (Canadian Medical Association)
Peter Nix is a toxicologist at Environment Canada.
Rik Scarce is in jail for non-revelation of his sociology study sources
Otto Matt was a pioneer in digital cartography
Sergei Chilibashwilli - Soviet athlete who fatally bashed his willy on the concrete platform at the Edmonton Student Games.
Andrew Payer is an auditor in the pay office of Health and Welfare Canada
John Trout works for Environmental Communications.
Dr. M. Gawk-roger is my opthalmologist.
Bill Hogg is a hobby farmer and physician.
Nancy Savage is a corporate lawyer.
Byrd Airport in Richmond VA.
Sally Ryde was the first woman to have a ride in the Space shuttle Challenger. Lucky she didn't get the second.
Wendy Parkes is a bureaucrat in Parks Canada.
Steve Podborski: The great downhiller who won the 1981 World Championship: rides his boards in a characteristic pod. (the "pod" he is affectionally known). Eddie Podivinski won the Salbach Downhill Jan 94.
Harry Rosenbloom is a horticulturalist at the Experimental farm.
Dr. G.G. Barber is a vascular surgeon.
Robert P. Wood. Built the XP-77 fighter in 1942 in response to the U.S. Army call for a fighter built of wood to match the Japanese Zero.
Peter Popoff: Television Faith Healer with miracles of Power! Power! Power!
Lorena Bobbit! Oh! my Gawwwwd!!